“He tells people he was named after a gun. But I know he was really named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.”
“Known him for as long as I can remember.”
“He’s my partner. Doesn’t mean we hold hands or take walks. It means I try to keep him out of as much trouble as he inflicts on me. I give him a hard time. Keeps him in check. But really, he’s like my brother.”
“Tommy persuaded me to keep the dog. I eventually agreed, as long as he took it to a vet. I couldn’t stand that squeaking anymore. The vet found half an undigested shoe, a squeaky toy and an 84-carat diamond lodged in its stomach.”
“It’s quite amazing what can happen in a week. Still didn’t shut it up, though. So, what do you do? You go see the man that knows about these sort of things.”
Then, what do you think?