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做爱的经济分析

 波茨纳说，性是人类理性的实现。这句话可以这么理解:如果我知道茱迪"福斯特染上了艾滋病，那么不管我多么仰慕她，也不会跟她上床，这事风险太大。这说明 作爱本身就是一种经济行为，有需求，有供应，有风险，有收益，还要计算投入产出比，芝加哥学派代表人物贝克尔断定:上帝目光所及，皆可交易，那么毫无疑 问，深藏床帷之后的性爱和农贸市场上的萝卜具有某种共性，这也符合波普艺术家们的价值观，1954年艾伦"金斯伯格接受记者采访，说世上并无尊卑，如果有 不平等，那也只是价格上的不平等。

What are Politics?

*A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"*

*Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:*

*1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.*

*2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.*

*3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.*

*4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.*

*5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.*

*"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."*

*So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.*

*Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.*

*So, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks in the peephole and finds his father in bed with the Nanny He gives up and goes back to bed.*

*The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."*

*The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about"*

*The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class, while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."*

Whispering child

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?"
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No."

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes", came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No".

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child.
"Is there anyone there besides you?" the boss asked the child.
"Yes" whispered the child, "A policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated, the boss asked,
"Why are they there?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle,
"They're looking for me."